worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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