3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize