are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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