we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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