dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i came on her dog
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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