I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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