Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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