I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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