Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
We're facebook friends in real life
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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