to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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