I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I need moral support for this bender
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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