I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I love having hate sex.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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