I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
