Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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