he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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