haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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