Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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