Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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