No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Holy shit dude........stairs
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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