How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Randomize
