Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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