Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
