So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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