I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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