i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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