i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You need Xanax blowdarts
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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