Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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