if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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