Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Randomize
