i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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