how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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