I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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