went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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