Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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