Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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