Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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