so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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