Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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