North Korea, Best Korea!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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