If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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