Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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