Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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