When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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