Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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