i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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