What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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