Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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