butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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