so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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