i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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